Arnie, Jack and Tiger find themselves
together at the throne of God.
God asks Arnie first: "What do you
believe?" Arnie thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I
believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe
in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans." God
can't help but see the essential goodness of Palmer, and offers him a seat to his left.
Then
God turns to Nicklaus and says, "What do you
believe?" Jack says "I believe
passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals Of life. I,
too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true
sportsman, both on and off the playing fields.'"
God is greatly moved by
Jack's high-pitched eloquence, and he
offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Woods: "And
you, Tiger, what do you believe?" Tiger replies, "I believe you're in my
seat."
Well, Maybe Not!
