A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees.
He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3-wood, he took another mighty swing, the ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him!
As he approached the gates of Heave n, St. Peter saw him coming and asked, “Are you a good golfer”? To which the man replied: “Got here in two, didn’t I?!?! ”
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