>>  >A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began
>>  >his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.
>>  >
>>  > On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when
>>  >his cell phone rang.
>>  > It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a
>>  >terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
>>  >
>>  > The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the
>>  >he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was
>>  >leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He
>>  >decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the
>>hospital.
>>  >
>>  > He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a
>>  >personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and
>>  >beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant....
>>  >Then he remembered his wife.
>>  > Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the
>>  >corridor and asked about his wife's condition.
>>  >
>>  > The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished
>>  >your round of golf didn't you!
>>  >
>>  > "I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past Four
>>  >hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been
>>  >languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished
>>  >that round because it will be more than likely your last!" "For the
>>  >rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be
>>  >her care giver!"
>>  >
>>  > The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed .
>>  >
>>  > The doctor snickered and said, "Just fucking with you. She's dead.
>>  >What'd you shoot?"