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Pat and Mike two Irishmen were on the 18th. tee. Pat was up and took a long time to tee off, he checked the wind and addressed the ball, he backed off and addressed the ball again when Mike said " Come on son what is the hold up" "my wife is on the patio of the clubhouse and I want to make a perfect shot" Pat then replied" You will never hit her from here mate!"