A golfer was out with his buddies for a special round on their high-end local course, including new balls and caddies for everyone.  Unfortunately, he wasn't playing very well.  Slices, hooks, chunks, shanks, skulls and three-putts.  Hard to watch, even harder to endure. 

Finally, on the 15th hole, after shanking another drive into the pond, he turned to his caddy and announced, "That's it, I've had it, I'm just going to jump in the water and drown myself!"  The caddie thought for a moment, looked at him and said, "No sir, I don't think that will work."  The golfer looked at the caddie and asked, "What do you mean?" 

The caddie replied, "Because I don't think you can keep your head down long enough ..."