Bunker Play

·         A Princess Grace - should've taken a driver

·         A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver

·         An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker

·         An Eva Braun - picked up in the bunker

Ball Striking 

·         An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result

·         A Russell Grant - a fat iron

·         A Peter Mandelson - an unbelievable iron

·         A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect

·         A Rodney King - over-clubbed

·         An O. J. Simpson - got away with it

·         A condom - safe but didn't feel real good

·         A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn't be

·         A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner

·         A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner

·         A Robin Cooke - it died on the hill

Putting

·         A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer

·         A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

·         A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't