How Much To Tip An UGLY Cart Girl
How to line up your fourth putt
What the "yips" can do for your game.
How to break 100 on the front nine.
How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titelist from the tee.
How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker.
How to get more distance off a shank.
How to address the ball to get the proper target alignment when hitting a shank.
How to use your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings.
Why suicide is not an option for a poor golf game.
How to mangage a beautiful cart girl, and your gold card
How to handle crying over poor shots
How to rationalize a 8 hour round.
How to find that ball that everyone saw go in the water.
What to do when your swing instructor sucks.
How to relax when you're hitting five off the tee.
How, and When to suggest swing corrections to your opponent.
And my personal favorite: "How to space an 18 pack of beer over 18 holes"
